yoga mats for the spiritually unhinged
All the performance, none of the woo-woo.
high-performance Workout mats for nonconformists
Mat Sabbath is for metal-heads, lifters, doom-stretchers, and kettlebell gremlins who want to move their bodies without being told to “open their heart chakras to the moon.”
Our mats and accessories stand out from the crowd. Perfect for strength training, CrossFit, mobility work, yoga, or lying in corpse pose while drowning out your day with a megadose of Slayer.
Featured Products
See You in Valhalla™ Mat
Valhalla isn’t a destination. It’s a transformation.
Not all journeys end in fire.but they all begin in sweat.
See You in Valhalla™ is a mat for the seekers—the battle-worn, breath-focused, ritual-ready warriors chasing something deeper than just gains. You’re not just stretching hamstrings—you’re unlocking portals, silencing noise, forging presence in the furnace of movement.
This isn’t about reaching a place. It’s about becoming—resilient, powerful, focused.
A one-person warpath to inner stillness that hits like thunder.
Sacred Features Include:
⚔️ Dense, grounding grip for flows that feel like prophecy
⚔️ Designed for movement, meditation, and modern-day Viking
⚔️ Doesn’t promise peace—promises purpose
Whether it’s yoga, mobility, or a solo strength ritual at midnight, this is your battlefield. Your altar. Your proving ground.
See You in Valhalla™ — You don’t go there. You earn it.
Details:
.: One size: 24″ x 70" (61cm x 178 cm)
.: Microfiber suede top
.: Natural rubber bottom
.: Edge to edge print
.: Includes carrying strap
.: 0.12" (3mm) thick for extra stability
Care Instructions:
.: Spot clean with soapy warm water and a wash cloth
.: For longer-lasting color vibrancy, please keep the mat away from direct sunlight
Posed Mortem™ Mat
Die Flexible. Leave a Hot Corpse.
You’ve heard of corpse pose. Now meet the mat that lives for it.
Posed Mortem™ is your final resting place between sets, sweat, and soul-searching squats. Designed for the brutally self-aware and the spiritually dehydrated, this mat doesn’t whisper affirmations—it bellows “EMBRACE THE VOID”while you foam roll your regrets.
Built for yoga, HIIT, stretching, or whatever unholy fusion of fitness you're into this week, Posed Mortem™ doesn’t judge—because it’s already seen what’s inside you. And frankly? It’s metal as hell.
Specs & Unholy Features:
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☠️ Dead-grip texture to keep you grounded while your soul leaves your body during planks
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☠️ Shock-absorbing cushion for knees, elbows, and spontaneous floor screams
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☠️ Wipes clean of chalk, sweat, and the echoes of failed New Year’s resolutions
This is not your average mat. This is your tombstone of transformation.
Lie down, stretch out, and become one with the darkness
Posed Mortem™ — RIP to your comfort zone.
Bury the weak. Resurrect the beast.
Details:
.: Materials: polyester, rubber
.: One size: 24″ x 70" (61cm x 178 cm)
.: Microfiber suede top
.: Natural rubber bottom
.: Edge to edge print
.: Includes carrying strap
.: 0.12" (3mm) thick
.: Please note: For longer-lasting color vibrancy, please keep the mat away from direct sunlight
The Flexcorcist™ Mat
Release Your Demons. Then hold for 3 breaths.
You’ve entered the circle. Not of trust— but of torment, transformation, and maybe some light stretching. The Flexcorcist is not your average woo-woo yoga mat, blessed by moonlit-charged crystals and marketed by women named Sage or Star. This is the mat for metalheads, gym rats, and sweat-summoners who want to exorcise tight hips and existential dread.
Whether you’re deadlifting your trauma, CrossFitting your way through an identity crisis, or just trying to survive your third “active recovery” day, The Flexcorcist is your loyal (and slightly cursed) training ground.
Features:
🜂 Textured grip for when the demons try to drag you into a lunge and you say "Not today Satan"
🜁 Heavy-duty durability for HIIT, yoga, kettlebell carnage, and sweat-soaked stretching rituals
🜃 Black-as-your-soul design with custom artwork that says “Namaste Mother-Fucker”
🜄 Wipes clean with water, blood, or tears (your choice)
This mat doesn’t come with a guided meditation—it is the meditation.
One scream-filled squat at a time.
The Flexcorcist™ — Possess your body. Expel your excuses.
No OM. Just OMG.
Warning: May cause spontaneous self-actualization, mild levitation, and an uncontrollable urge to blast doom metal during Pilates.
Details:
.: One size: 24″ x 70" (61cm x 178 cm)
.: Microfiber suede top
.: Natural rubber bottom
.: Edge to edge print
.: Includes carrying strap
.: 0.12" (3mm) thick for extra stability
Care Instructions:
.: Spot clean with soapy warm water and a wash cloth
.: For longer-lasting color vibrancy, please keep the mat away from direct sunlight
The Nama-Slay Mat
Palms pressed. Spine tall. Jaw set. Slayer on the speakers.
The Nama-Slay Mat features skeletal hands in a classic yogi gesture, Anjali Mudra—not as worship, but as focus. It’s the moment before the work begins. The breath before the burn. The calm before you push past your edge.
This mat is built to hold up under pressure.
A high-grip surface that locks you in when the sweat starts dripping.
Firm, grounded cushioning that supports balance without stealing stability.
Durable construction that stays flat, session after session.
No incense. No guru talk.
Just breath, tension, intention, and some metal.
No "namaste" here, you're here to Nama-SLAY 🤘
Features Include:
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🌑 Shadow-grip surface for focused, no-slip movement
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🌑 Heavy-duty feel with just enough give for grit work or stillness
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🌑 Carry strap included for when you're ready for the world
Details:
.: Materials: polyester, rubber
.: One size: 24″ x 70" (61cm x 178 cm)
.: Microfiber suede top
.: Natural rubber bottom
.: Edge to edge print
.: Lightweight
.: 0.12" (3mm) thick
.: Please note: For longer-lasting color vibrancy, please keep the mat away from direct sunlight
Premium Construction
Made of a natural rubber bottom and an grippy microfiber suede top to keep you grounded while your soul leaves your body during planks and HIIT workouts.
Thinner than average
Our mats are thinner than your average yoga mat. At 3mm thick, they allow for better stability and grip when balancing. So go on, exorcise tight hips and existential dread.
Unravel & Rebuild
Edge-to-edge prints for your sacred ritual. Wipes clean of chalk, sweat, and the echoes of failed New Year’s resolutions. Includes carrying strap.