Om Slayer™ Mat
Stretch Slow, Die Stoned
You’ve entered the void—and it’s avyhe with sweat and distortion.
Om Slayer™ is the cosmic ride-or-die for those who like their flows slow, heavy, and spiritually disorienting. Born from the ashes of a thousand incense cones and forged in the back of a van with broken AC and too many amps, this mat doesn’t guide you to peace. It drops you headfirst into a down-tempo, doom-fueled trance where every pose feels like a riff dragged through molasses.
Great for yoga, stretching, strength work, or lying motionless while the universe hums through your spine.
Interdimensional Features:
🌀 Grip that holds tighter than a 17-minute sludge breakdown
🌀 Dense, joint-loving padding for deep stretches and deeper thoughts
🌀 Hypnotic, psychedelic artwork to inspire your own personal ego-death
🌀 Smells less like a yoga studio, more like a green room at a Sabbath concert
This isn’t wellness. It’s weaponized stillness.
Om Slayer™ — Open your third eye. Then roll it back into your skull.
Details:
.: One size: 24″ x 70" (61cm x 178 cm)
.: Microfiber suede top
.: Natural rubber bottom
.: Edge to edge print
.: Includes carrying strap
.: 0.12" (3mm) thick for extra stability
Care Instructions:
.: Spot clean with soapy warm water and a wash cloth
.: For longer-lasting color vibrancy, please keep the mat away from direct sunlight
Om Slayer™ Mat
Stretch Slow, Die Stoned
You’ve entered the void—and it’s avyhe with sweat and distortion.
Om Slayer™ is the cosmic ride-or-die for those who like their flows slow, heavy, and spiritually disorienting. Born from the ashes of a thousand incense cones and forged in the back of a van with broken AC and too many amps, this mat doesn’t guide you to peace. It drops you headfirst into a down-tempo, doom-fueled trance where every pose feels like a riff dragged through molasses.
Great for yoga, stretching, strength work, or lying motionless while the universe hums through your spine.
Interdimensional Features:
🌀 Grip that holds tighter than a 17-minute sludge breakdown
🌀 Dense, joint-loving padding for deep stretches and deeper thoughts
🌀 Hypnotic, psychedelic artwork to inspire your own personal ego-death
🌀 Smells less like a yoga studio, more like a green room at a Sabbath concert
This isn’t wellness. It’s weaponized stillness.
Om Slayer™ — Open your third eye. Then roll it back into your skull.
Details:
.: One size: 24″ x 70" (61cm x 178 cm)
.: Microfiber suede top
.: Natural rubber bottom
.: Edge to edge print
.: Includes carrying strap
.: 0.12" (3mm) thick for extra stability
Care Instructions:
.: Spot clean with soapy warm water and a wash cloth
.: For longer-lasting color vibrancy, please keep the mat away from direct sunlight
